(Source: yosra, via rurounidrew)
I’m gonna hug a giant ferocious animal one day. And I really doubt it’s gonna go as well as it probably did for this guy.
(Source: andrewbreitel, via look-into-the-eyes)
Someone call air force one, and relay this urgent message.
“Nuthin’ but net.”
(Source: beaveruk7)
- dear zachary: a letter to a son about his father
disclaimer: DO NOT READ ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY BEFORE WATCHING IT. IT IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD FULLY SUBMERSE YOURSELF INTO WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT’S ABOUT.
it was one of the most emotionally draining and riveting documentaries i’d…
I hesitated to make one of my own because I know I’m forgetting something but…
Religulous (stream movie here)- I’m a big fan of what I call “intellectual ether”…. when you destroy someone’s entire spirit with logic and facts. Bill Maher is the king of that. If I was a woman I’d let him get in…
I’m not afraid of all those diseases like e coli and salmonella and shit
when taco bell had that e coli scare I still went to the food court at the mall and got my chalupa, they gave me free shit too cuz no one was fucking with them.
i’ve been baking from scratch and eating raw cookie dough/cake batter my whole life, i eat my steak medium and bloody.
i am immortal.
I sometimes eat french toast raw, just dipped in the batter, it hasn’t killed me yet
(via kingjaffejoffer)
I get it.
The dick hole is there for when you have on some nice pants and a belt, and your shirt is tucked in. So you can just pull it out the dick hole then you won’t have to re-tuck your shirt, then re-do the belt, then make yourself look all nice again.
But even when I am dressed that…
Oh, Harls. That’s not gonna go your way. Know your limits.
(Source: caramelzappa, via greenwave)
